Anime titties are great and glorious and good because they're unrealistic and unattainable,and attached to characters that are not real. They're awesome because these ideas of people are compartmentalized in to things that we can easily understand, easy to attribute our own images and meaning and feelings to, easy to digest and don't come with anything that is unnecessary or gets in the way of our hopes and dreams of what titties are actually filled with.
In short, anime titties are great forms of idolatry for otaku, because anime titties are actually just filled with our hopes and dreams.
The problem is when anime titties start to affect our real life.
